(Source: 40licks)

allow me to seduce you with shitty chinese food and a game of thrones marathon.

now accepting applications.

(Source: different-beauty-beast)

y-so-somali:

siuilaruin:

venustus101:

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I am jealous of their legs.

you don’t understand, I am about 3 seconds away from breaking into this song while I sit at my desk rn

but why do they look better than me?

(Source: thatitchyoucantscratch)

thegoddamazon:

death-or-exile:

WOW I AM ESPECIALLY IMPRESSED WITH THE MR. FREEZE EYES

FUCKING AMAZING

(Source: fuckyeahihaveagazebo)

ianbrooks:

Origins by Menoevil

I’ve never trusted nature, I’m pretty sure it’s out to get us for fucking it up and whatnot. That’s probably deserved, but I’m still gonna keep an eye on my potted plants. Menoevil’s dark Origins series examines the creeping abyss we all crawled out of and which one day might drag us all back.

Artist: Deviantart / Facebook / Website / Shop

seerolight:

cumaeansibyl:

Ruby Rhod is one of my favorite characters in sci-fi ever because he is Luc Besson’s vision of the hetero sex symbol of the future: a flamboyant, emotionally labile man who wears skin-tight leopard print or decks himself in roses, a man who accessorizes with big jewelry and dabbles in cosmetics. And the ladies love him. Everything about him screams “gay” according to our stereotypes, but he’s portrayed as a 100% straight sexual dynamo.

Besson is one of the few directors I’ve seen who actually recognizes that our ideas of sexuality and gender performance might have changed drastically in the future

(Source: tokiyas)

My dog goes bark bark
He rushes into the street
Crash! Dent in the minivan

Wow no wonder people thought i had problems haha

Anyone want some old pokemon cards? I don’t know if they’re worth anything, but i’m just gonna throw them out unless someone wants them. There are some in japanese, some german and spanish and who knows what else. And some kind of holographic pog things.
Message me if you want em!

mamalalonde:

In Ohio, we don’t say “I love you”; we say, “cows buckeyes cornhole bullshit weather foOTBALL” which roughly translates to “motherfucker you wanna talk corn?”. I think that’s beautiful.

chocobo-strider:

teredirktyl:

terezidactyl:

stridersis:

obamasbutt:

methlabrador:

what if one day for 24 hours everyone with a tumblr turned into whatever their url is 

please no

Please yes.

YES. I get to turn into a troll with pterodactyl wings and mind powers. Fucking rad. BRING IT ON.

heeyyy saaame

Wark.

i’m not sure how i’d feel about this…